I had a good laugh today. There are those few rare times when your children say something that is completely unexpected and oddly funny.
When I came downstairs I found my daughter was jumping around the kitchen inside of a garbage bag making all sorts of noise. Slightly annoyed that she helped herself to a garbage bag, I sternley asked "Why are you destroying a garbage bag?" She replied "Because we dont have a potato sack."
Cant argue with that... ;)